Words of Wisdom From Cookie

"Fortunately I am not the first person to tell you that you will never die. You simply lose your body. You will be the same except you won't have to worry about rent or mortgages or fashionable clothes. You will be released from sexual obsessions. You will not have drug addictions. You will not need alcohol. You will not have to worry about cellulite or cigarettes or cancer or AIDS or venereal disease. You will be free." -Cookie Mueller

Particle acelerators ho!

There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going / There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? / Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing!

Happy Birthday Freddie Mercury

September 5th would have been Freddie Mercury's 62nd birthday. Freddie died in 1991 at the age of 45 from complicatons brought about by the HIV/AIDS virus. Freddie was a rock/camp icon who created some of the most memorable songs in later 20th century popular music. With his band Queen he made top selling pop albums as well as lasting rock masterpieces. The band was inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of Fame after Freiddie's death. As an outrageous front main he performed on stage in a wild and camp style remenicent of Britsh Music Hall, Bollywood and German Cabaret.

Freddie died a day after he publically announced that he was indeed suffering from HIV/AIDS a condition that he had previously denied. He was 45 years old and at the height of his career and creative powers when he died.

paraplegic hunting season

DEM OFERS SPECIAL DEER SEASON FOR PARAPLEGICS/DOUBLE AMPUTEES
PROVIDENCE - A special deer hunting season for hunters who are paraplegics, or double amputees, will be offered by the Department of Environmental Management on Prudence Island from October 12 to October 15.
DEM's Division of Fish and Wildlife has offered this opportunity for over 30 years. According to Lori Suprock, a supervising wildlife biologist at DEM, the program continues to be very popular, offering an average of 10-12 participants the experience of big game hunting. DEM alters the general deer hunting regulations during the special hunt to allow the use of vehicles and other mechanized devices that would ordinarily be prohibited. Paraplegic hunters are also permitted to use shotguns on the island, where taking deer is otherwise restricted to archery hunting.
This year, participants will be able to take advantage of habitat improvements DEM has made on the island. Forest succession had taken over many of the roadways that hunters needed for access with their wheel chairs. Firebreaks, lane ways and fields have recently been brush cut. In addition, the Divisions of Forest Environment and Fish and Wildlife conducted a prescribed burn last spring to set back succession and open up field systems.
As in the past, hunters taking advantage of the special season must hold valid hunting licenses and must have taken hunter education courses. Hunters are permitted to bring assistants who need not be licensed, but who may not hunt or carry a firearm. All deer harvested during the special hunt must be checked prior to leaving the island.

Long Live the King

NUKU'ALOFA (AFP) - Tonga's Siaosi Tupou V was crowned king of his tiny South Pacific nation Friday in a lavish, pomp-filled ceremony attended by royalty from around the world alongside Tongans in traditional dress.
The sovereign of Polynesia's last monarchy sat on a huge golden throne, dressed in silk knee-breeches and a regal cloak trimmed with white ermine for the coronation ceremony, held in Nuku'alofa's Centenary Free Wesleyan Church.
Church bells tolled and a 21-cannon salute rang out as the 60-year-old king was crowned, two years after the death of his father, Taufa'ahau Tupou IV, who reigned for 41 years.
Around 1,000 guests filled the church and hundreds more sat outside trying to catch a glimpse of the king, known as George Tupou V in English.
Japan's Crown Prince Naruhito, Thai Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn and Britain's Duke and Duchess of Gloucester were guests of honour along with regional political leaders and Tongans wearing traditional woven mats around their waists.
Paul Ilavalu, a member of the choir that performed at the ceremony, said the country saw the coronation as a new beginning.
"We are all proud and we are happy to see our king crowned and we wish he will lead us to a new life and a new prosperity," he said.
Originally scheduled for last year, the coronation was delayed as Nuku'alofa reeled from the impact of a November 2006 riot sparked by a political rally in which eight people were killed and dozens of buildings looted and burned.
Since taking power in 2006, Siaosi has backed political reforms in the semi-feudal state, where nearly a quarter of the 115,000 population live under the poverty line.
He has also tried to shake off his reputation as an eccentric figure whose tastes include elaborate uniforms, colonial-era pith helmets, and monocles.
The king entered the church to a fanfare of horns followed by bearers carrying the regal symbols of power of crown, royal sceptre and ring, his three-metre (10-foot)-long train carried by two child pages.
Anglican Archbishop of Polynesia Jabez Bryce anointed the monarch with oil, and later placed the crown on his head.
The Fijian-based archbishop performed all of the rituals that involved touching the king, because protocol forbids Tongans from having physical contact with their monarch.
The archbishop wished the king "a long and glorious course of ruling a temporal kingdom wisely, justly and religiously" as guests fanned themselves in the tropical heat.
Hymns and music were performed by a 370-member local choir and orchestra in a service reflecting the nation's strict Christianity.
"If you went for no other reason, you would go for the singing," said New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark, describing the coronation as an "important episode in the life of Tonga."
American guest James R. Prescott praised the clockwork precision of the ceremony and described it as a "once in a lifetime experience."
The king left the church followed by his mother, 82-year-old Queen Halaevalu Mata'aho, in the royal cloak she wore for her husband's coronation in 1967.
Outside, the gathered crowd cheered as Siosi removed his crown to climb into his restored British Humber limousine for the short journey back to the palace.
Flag-waving school children cheered him along the road laid with ornately painted tapa cloth, made from the bark of the mulberry tree.
The western-style coronation came two days after Siaosi was installed in an ancient Tongan ceremony, in which more than 200 nobles and chiefs presented dozens of slaughtered pigs and hundreds of baskets of food in tribute.
Siaosi was offered a bowl of kava, a mild narcotic drink made from plant roots, to signify his sovereignty over Tonga, a country spread over 170 islands.
Around 5,000 Tongans living overseas returned for the celebrations, which also include a ball, charity concert, fireworks display and military parade.

Wax Winehouse

Amy no no no Winehouse has been immortalized in wax! Madame Troussaud's in London has unveiled a beehived wax figure of the awardwinning "soul" singer this week. Her tats have been lovingly reproduced as has her fab do and micro mini.

Do you take this man?

The Massachusetts Senate today passed a bill that would repeal a 1913 state law that prevents gay and lesbian couples from most other states from marrying in Massachusetts.
The bill, which had the support of Senate President Therese Murray, passed with no objections on a voice vote. Proponents of the repeal called the 1913 law archaic and discriminatory.
"There are very few laws on the books that I can say that I'm ashamed that they're on the books," said State Senator Mark Montigny, a New Bedford Democrat. He said he opposed the law because of the "immorality of discrimination."
"This is a very simple law, contrived in shame, and it exists in shame and we ought to wipe it off the books," he said.
"The 1913 law is a shadow, a terrible shadow. It represents a segregationist past that is best put to rest and put to rest quickly," said Senator Harriette Chandler, a Worcester Democrat.
The law originated when lawmakers in many states were trying to prevent interracial couples from crossing state lines to marry. It fell into obscurity for decades. But it received new attention in 2004, when Republican Governor Mitt Romney invoked it after gay marriage was legalized in Massachusetts to prevent out-of-state gay and lesbian couples from marrying here and forcing their home states to consider recognizing Massachusetts marriage law.
“The Massachusetts Senate has no right to infringe on the internal issues of how other states define marriage but that’s exactly what they voted today to do,” Kris Mineau, president, Massachusetts Family Institute, which opposed the repeal, said in a statement after the vote.
The bill now heads to the House, where Speaker Salvatore F. DiMasi has already expressed support. Supporters said they expected the bill to pass the House and be signed by Governor Deval Patrick by the end of the month. "If that bill comes to me, I will sign it and sign it proudly," Patrick said Monday.