Vulgar Once Obese Talk Show Host Files For Divorce

Who else but the vilest of the vile, the fattest of the fat Star (I'm getting married)Jones could make such an ass of herself and throw the most vulgar wedding in years and now file for divorce. I guess now that she has not or maybe she has had a gastric bypass she is ready to move on. What was that guy thinking?

Vanilla Who?

Vanilla Ice was arrested for assaulting his wife in Florida. Or was it for still trying to be a celebrity. 18 years baby 18years.

I'm Dead I'm Dead I'm Dead

Brief description of putrefaction of a human body with respect to time of death
2-3 days: Staining begins on the abdomen. The body begins to swell owing to gas formation.

3-4 days: The staining spreads and veins become discoloured.

5-6 days: The abdomen swells with gas (produced by the bacteria to decompose the body), and the skin blisters.

2 weeks : The abdomen becomes very tight and swollen.

3 weeks : Tissues begin to soften. Organs and cavities are bursting. The nails fall off.

4 weeks : Soft tissues begin to liquefy, and the face becomes unrecognisable.

The exact rate of putrefaction is, of course, dependent upon many factors, such as weather, exposure, and location.

The worst of the 90's is BACK

One of the worst parts of the 90's music scene was the boy bands. I don't even know how they can be called bands as most of themplayed no intruments, but they were. Today it was announced one of the very worst of them is re-forming! The New Kids on the Block is back and has recorded again! Just when it looked like American Idol was the worst thing to ever happen to the American music scene this crap has reappeared. This time the "kids" are all in their late 30's and even more pathetic. Are they that desperate for money? Is this country that desperate for entertainment? Why? Why? Why? Who is next Milli Vanilli?

Kraftwerk's Dinger Dead

By Jonathan Cohen
NEW YORK (Billboard) - German musician Klaus Dinger, who played drums in the early days of Kraftwerk and went on to co-found Neu!, died March 21 of heart failure. He was 61. The news was not widely publicized until Neu!'s label, Gronland, announced it Wednesday.
Dinger and guitarist Michael Rother played with Kraftwerk in the early 1970s before opting to leave and form Neu! The group released three albums in rapid succession: a self-titled effort in 1972, "Neu! 2" the following year and "Neu! '75" in 1975.
Although the albums were not legally available on CD in the United States until 2001, the precise rhythms and pre-punk minimalism conjured by Dinger and Rother were a major influence on countless acts, from Sonic Youth to Tortoise and Stereolab.
Neu! disbanded after "Neu '75" but returned to the studio in 1985-86 to record new music. Material from these sessions was finally released in 1995 as "Neu! 4," although a Rother confidant later said it was only done to counter rampant bootlegging.
After Neu!, Dinger went on to form La Dusseldorf, which achieved international stardom with singles such as "Silver Cloud" and "Rheinita."
"Together with many friends of his music I will remember Klaus for his creativity as an artist and I will think about him with gratitude for his wonderful contributions to our project Neu!," Rother said in a statement.
Reuters/Billboard

Doomed I Tell You Doomed!

Doomed I Tell You Doomed!
Society in modern America frightens me. It frightens me that in this day and age someone can be denied access to this country for moral turpitude. Moral Turpitude! Who lodged these charges? Mary Baker Eddy? When was the last time some one was charged with moral turpitude? We are going to hell! The signs are appearing! Madonna is in the rock and roll hall of fame! Who’s next Cher? I’m sure Madonna is a very nice lady but lets face it rock and roll she is not. She may possibly roll but certainly doesn’t rock. I blame this all on Nancy Reagan. The bitch got the whole thing started. Her war on fun is being fully waged now. We are under attack. The Morally Correct are taking over the world. The only good thing I can say about Madonna being inducted into the hall of fame is at least she has no morals and if she does she certainly doesn’t flaunt them. Don’t get me wrong our society has sluts but they are all vapid sluts. Brittany Spears doesn’t have an intellectual thought in her head. She goes shopping and out for big gulps. Paris Hilton should be voted into the vapid hall of fame along with all her fans. Fans of what exactly I don’t know. Did you hear any of her CD? I have to admit I did give 3 tracks about 15 seconds each. The dumbing down and moral correctness is undermining our society. Where is Mimi Farina when we need her? What’s going on in our society is bullshit. Barak Obama smoked pot. Come on, he grew up in the 70’s and was in college in the eighties, who didn’t smoke pot? Even christians smoked pot! If you didn’t you were suspect. Thank goodness for people like Barney Frank. He has been trying to decriminalize marijuana for years. SICK PEOPLE NEED IT. Stoners don’t go out and get into high speed car wrecks; drunks do. Stoners can’t find their keys.
Sebastian Horsley can’t come into this country because he admitted to having been arrested and using drugs. Boy George seems to have no problem crossing borders. Where is the justice in that? Amy Winehouse is the junkie du jour. Perhaps it is England causing all our problems. It must be a plot of Prince Philip’s. Is he hatching another evil plan in a tower of Balmoral? Is this all in retribution for 1776? It would explain George Michael’s latest tour.
We are doomed I tell you doomed! People don’t play guitars anymore they play a computer game about playing guitars! We are turning into mindless spineless jelly. How much longer until evolution evolves us back to a protoplasm? Is it our future to exist as mere electrical impulses in ectoplasm? Are we to become cognisant aspic? What does Lee Ron Hubbard have to say? Some one summon Sacred Leader Cruise for advice.

Poor Pamela Anderson

It is official Pamela Anderson is single again! She and husband du jour are calling it quits. They are asking for an anullment! Does this mean she will take up with Tommy again? Isn't that what she usually does? Poor vapid thing!

It seems her marriage was a fraud! The soon to be ex was once married to Shannon Doherty. That's a man with good taste No?