Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Jimi Jimi Jimi


LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Vivid Entertainment is releasing a sex tape allegedly starring Jimi Hendrix.
The Los Angeles-based adult entertainment company said they obtained the footage of the music legend shot in a hotel room about 40 years ago from a memorabilia collector.
The footage features Hendrix engaging in various sexual acts with two women, according to a statement released by Vivid. The company said they consulted with several experts to authenticate the footage.
Hendrix died of a drug overdose in 1970. Seattle-based representatives for Hendrix's estate did not want to comment about the tape.

Monday, April 28, 2008

The Art of Lice


A group of German artists are living in an Isreali art galley for the next month. Not at all odd you may think. The artists are living, eating and doing other natural things in thie gallery only they are covered in lice. The artists have lice living in their hair. Lice are parasites as were Jews thought to be in Nazi Germany.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

RIP: Helen Court


Hazel Court, 'scream queen' of 1950s, '60s horror films in Britain and the United States
By Bruse Weber
New York Times News Service / April 20, 2008
NEW YORK - Hazel Court, a British actress who began as a popular ingenue and became a cult figure as a "scream queen" in horror films on both sides of the Atlantic, died Tuesday in Lake Tahoe, Calif.
She was 82 and lived in Lake Tahoe.
The cause was a heart attack, said her daughter Sally Walsh of Los Angeles.
A redheaded, leggy, green-eyed beauty who was a busy film actress and a pinup girl in England in the 1950s, Miss Court went on to make dozens of guest appearances on American television.
She also had a long and varied professional life, including a second career as a sculptor.
She became best known for showing considerable cleavage and screaming bloody murder in movies such as "Devil Girl From Mars" (1954), "The Curse of Frankenstein" (1957), "Doctor Blood's Coffin" (1961), and Roger Corman's treatments of three works by Edgar Allan Poe: "Premature Burial" (1962), "The Raven" (1963), and "The Masque of the Red Death" (1964).
In the last two, her best-known films, she costarred with Vincent Price.
Her scream-queen roles continued to bring her fan mail - up to 100 letters a month, Walsh said - until her death.
"She knew it wasn't serious acting," Walsh said.
"She and Vincent were extremely close, and they found humor in everything," she said. "They had a ton of fun, and they didn't take the movies seriously. But she took her fan mail seriously. She was amazed by and touched by it, and she answered every one."
Miss Court was born in Sutton Coldfield, outside Birmingham, England, on Feb. 10, 1926.
She began acting on stage as a teenager and first appeared on screen in an uncredited bit part in the 1944 film "Champagne Charlie."
Over the next decade and a half, she graduated to featured roles and then to leads, marrying her first husband, the actor Dermot Walsh, along the way.
They divorced in 1963, and she later married Don Taylor, the American actor and director, who died in 1998.
Miss Court first visited the United States in 1958, when CBS imported a television series filmed in London, a cross-cultural situation comedy called "Dick and the Duchess," in which she starred with Patrick O'Neal as an English girl married to an American man. She also filmed the first of four episodes of "Alfred Hitchcock Presents."
Miss Court eventually relocated to Los Angeles.
From 1962 to 1972 she appeared frequently on network television series.
Her acting career ended in the 1970s.
In its place she took up stone sculpturing, studying in Italy and accepting and completing commissions that included one for the library at Pennsylvania State University.
She also wrote an autobiography, "Hazel Court: Horror Queen," to be published this month by an English publisher, Tomahawk Press.
In the book, she wrote that though she might have achieved renown as an actress who shrieked and bled with abandon, she always retained the ladylike primness with which she was raised.
"Just in case I should pop off to Heaven in the night, I always remember to wash up, punch up the cushions, and straighten up after a dinner party," she wrote. "I wouldn't want everyone to come in and find it a mess. It's very English of me."

Vulgar Once Obese Talk Show Host Files For Divorce


Who else but the vilest of the vile, the fattest of the fat Star (I'm getting married)Jones could make such an ass of herself and throw the most vulgar wedding in years and now file for divorce. I guess now that she has not or maybe she has had a gastric bypass she is ready to move on. What was that guy thinking?

Friday, April 11, 2008

Vanilla Who?


Vanilla Ice was arrested for assaulting his wife in Florida. Or was it for still trying to be a celebrity. 18 years baby 18years.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

I'm Dead I'm Dead I'm Dead


Brief description of putrefaction of a human body with respect to time of death
2-3 days: Staining begins on the abdomen. The body begins to swell owing to gas formation.

3-4 days: The staining spreads and veins become discoloured.

5-6 days: The abdomen swells with gas (produced by the bacteria to decompose the body), and the skin blisters.

2 weeks : The abdomen becomes very tight and swollen.

3 weeks : Tissues begin to soften. Organs and cavities are bursting. The nails fall off.

4 weeks : Soft tissues begin to liquefy, and the face becomes unrecognisable.

The exact rate of putrefaction is, of course, dependent upon many factors, such as weather, exposure, and location.

Friday, April 4, 2008

The worst of the 90's is BACK


One of the worst parts of the 90's music scene was the boy bands. I don't even know how they can be called bands as most of themplayed no intruments, but they were. Today it was announced one of the very worst of them is re-forming! The New Kids on the Block is back and has recorded again! Just when it looked like American Idol was the worst thing to ever happen to the American music scene this crap has reappeared. This time the "kids" are all in their late 30's and even more pathetic. Are they that desperate for money? Is this country that desperate for entertainment? Why? Why? Why? Who is next Milli Vanilli?